How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
KING TOMMEN THE FIRST OF HIS NAME LOVER OF KITTENS AND DESTROYER OF BEETS
MAY HE REIGN FOREVER
foxes are the most important animals on earth
im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
an inspiration to us all
I’m so sorry for my state’s behavior.
spnedit: DemonsThey don't want anything,
just death and destruction for its own sake